I’ve been working to update my web page, for all those of you who’ve been patiently waiting. Right now I’m revamping a bunch of the graphics and the page layout so it’s been taking me a looooooong time. Unfortunately, I have also have been getting distracted by relentless home repair projects. I live with my friend Ann, and it’s my job to fix things when they break…like the doorbell. I went to Home Depot and got a new one…one that plays 64 different tunes. I laughed out loud in the store aisle when I found out it played the theme song to The Magnificent Seven.

The Magnificent Seven (2000)
Starring: Jennifer June and her roomate, Ann
Synopsis: Hollywood-style adaptation of Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai about small Barbie-style dream house plagued by UPS deliveries, and a band of small neighborhood children demanding attention. This influential doorway is highlighted by cameo appearances from a strong, soon-to-be-famous cast, and an acclaimed musical score. Solid, suspenseful entertainment for classic Western fans.
Runtime: an average of 3 minutes
MPAA Rating: NR
Genres: Action, Drama, Suspense, Western