“Spun” is a twitchy little indie film all about methamphetamine.

Me? I’m a geek, so I rented it solely for the cowboy boots.

My pal Pascal told me, long ago, he had built a pair of cowboy boots for the Hollywood celebrity and fashion warrior, Mickey Rourke. Yep. You know you’re living right when you can walk on to a movie set in your every-day boots and play a crazy crank cook. I’m left feeling uncomfortably ordinary.

Here they are… white cowboy boots with flames and stitching and bling-y mule ears. Boy howdy. If you want a pair just like them (but not)…go talk to Pascal.